Laugh 'till you choke yourself

          When I drink, everybody drinks!, yelled a man in the tavern as he summoned everyone to the bar. When he finished his whisky, he souted again,' when I take another drink, everybody takes another drink!'
          Again, everybody gratefully drank up. when the man downed his second drink, he took two dollar bills out of his wallet and slapped them down on the bar.' WHEN I PAY,' he bellowed,' everybody pays!.

          After one drink he felt ten years younger. After the seccond he felt like a new man.
After the third drink he felt like a baaby...
and crawled all the way home.

          The doctor put patrick trough a lot of tests because of paralysis in his legs.
'Look, doc,' said patrick.
'Place a glass of whiskey on tke table over there.
If I don't make it I'm helpless.'

          The irishman was brought up before the judge.
'Why where you drunk?' the judge asked.
'I was on a train with bad companions. four teetotallers.'
'They are the best company you can have.'
'I don't think so, I had a bottle of whiskey and had to drink it all by my self.